Smells Like Mascot

Smells Like Mascot: In your Daily Southtown Sports section every Sunday, and at smellslikemascot.com.

Fan Appreciation Weekend

The Legend of the Backup Quarterback

500 Club

New Smells Like Mascot today.

Extended

Slow Death

If you’d like to help the ALF, here’s a link: http://www.active.com/donate/run2007/alfMKrysh

Tired

The Scene

Roller Coaster

The Nightmare

The Fall Concert Tour

The Most Rehabby Man in the World

Stay rehabby, my friends.

Third Bass

Boston Wahful House

Round and Round

Intermission

The Second Act

A Pirate, Lumberjack, and Bear Walk Into a Bar...

A Pirate Walks Into a Bar...

Captain Hand Returns to Earth

Legend Exit

The Heart of the Legend

Warm and Fuzzy

The Continuing Adventures of Captain and Legend

The Legend Grows

The Atmosphere

Nowhere

Losing My Illusion:

A self portrait.

Love Lost

The Bright Side

The Fighting Jasons

There's Jason Tyner, Jason Bartlett, Jason Kubel, Jason Miller, "Jason" Morneau, "Jason" Castillo... they're the Fighting Jasons. Chris Collins and Chris Rongey, of the 670am White Sox radio post game show, deserve the credit (blame) for the Fighting Jasons nickname.

The Extra Ten Percent

Feisty ERA

Blue Weekend

I was in Florida last week with my family, which is why Palehose 7 is a little behind. If I haven't mentioned it before, I would like to recommend southsidesox.com for anyone looking for a quick compilation of the biggest stories from Planet Palehose and game recaps. It's great for anyone who spends a week with a Mickey Mouse television set.

While I was away, Phil Arvia made some contract demands. The first one didn't seem too outrageous. I make dreams come true.

Captain Lou

Picnic in the Park

This will soon be another hard-hitting topic on your favorite White Sox message board, "AJ runs like Yogi Bear. Yes or No?"

An Inspirational Message

I think I have found a new salutation for my e-mails.

Stay grindy, my friends.

Work it Out

The Injury Bug

Inspiration: End of An Era? by Nathaniel Whalen.

Rain Delay Theater

This one is dedicated to the people who commented on the comic strip below. Thanks.

Not Struggling

No No

Breaking the Ice

Frozen

Turn up the Heat

Every week, Palehose 7 can be found in the Sunday Sports section of the Daily Southtown.

Man-Enforced Destiny

2005 Called

..they want their winning formula back.

Big Guns

Too Cold

Arm Lumps

Viral Weapons

No Critical Damage

Ready For Launch

A Blessing

The King of Charlotte

Out of Position

Engine No. 5

Out of the picture

Shoptimus Dime

Groan

The Face of Evil

Simulator

Last Fall, I did an interview with the Chicago Sports Review about Palehose Six. You can read the interview here, at chicagosportsreview.com, or you can find the 2/27/07 issue in print.

Welcome

National Silva Awareness Day

The Doctor is In

Let the Healing Begin

Prologue: Part 3 of 3

Prologue: Part 2 of 3

Prologue: Part 1 of 3

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